Friday, June 17, 2011

Bill & Ed's Excellent Adventure...Day 3...Friday, June 17, 2011...A Triumph of Technology


I set out for Boston this morning virtually "naked"...no maps, guidebooks, addresses or directions...just my phone. I had to drive about 25 miles to Quincy to get the train...Google took care of the directions.
I felt like seafood, and Legal Seafoods serves some of the best...used Google to get the address. I have an "app" on my phone called "HopStop"...you pick your city, enter a starting point and a destination and...voila...HopStop gives you a detailed route using public transportation...awesome!!!!
At 11:30, I'm sitting at the Legal Seafoods bar enjoying a Pinot Gris from Trimbach and perusing the menu...some raw oysters, lobster bisque, and some tuna sashimi is a perfect lunch. I'm telling the cute bartender about my trip and, soon, a couple of waiters, the hostess and the manager are listening intently...sometimes inspiring envy is an enjoyable experience.
After lunch, HopStop takes me on the Red and Green Subway Lines, then a few stops on the CT1 bus to Toscanini's...#3 on my all-time list of great ice cream places in the world. I'm having three giant scoops...malted vanilla, cocoa pudding and salted caramel...WOW...this is some great ice cream!!
All that ice cream has made me thirsty...so...I use my phone to find the closest bar, "The Fields" for a glass of Zinfandel...then on to another bar for another glass...and another.
Around 4:00, HopStop gets me from downtown Boston back to Quincy for the drive back to camp.
Technology is amazing!
Tomorrow, I'll be taking the train to the airport to meet my friend, Ed, who is joining me for the remainder of the trip. They're having a parade tomorrow to celebrate the Bruins' Stanley Cup win...so...public transportation is definitely in order.

Bill & Ed's Excellent Adventure...Day 2...Thursday, June 16, 2011



I'm up at 7:00AM and, because I have a campsite with electricity, I can brew a pot of my home-roasted coffee in the MoccaMaster...excellent!
Shower, shave, toast for breakfast...I'm back on the road at 8:30.
There's a small change in plans today. I had planned on staying at a State Park in Hingham, Massachusetts, but some fellow campers last night recommended the KOA in Middleboro...nice campground with easy access to Boston.
Another beautiful day...sunny with light traffic. At around 3:00PM, I'm pulling into the KOA in Middleboro. They have an initial problem with my plans to set up a tent at my campsite but, since I'm staying four nights, they relent.
On the way here, I stopped at a little cafe off of the Turnpike, and had a lobster roll (claw count = 1) but, tonight, I want something more "substantial. Te seafood market in Middleboro has some nice lobsters at only $6.99/lb., so I buy a 2-pounder.
At 6:00PM, I'm enjoying the lobster, some grilled asparagus, and a nice bottle of Kim Crawford Unoaked Chardonnay...life is good!
Later...a campfire and a few glasses of CatDaddy White Whiskey before bed...a good day!

Bill & Ed's Excellent Adventure...Day 1...Wednesday, June 15, 2011


Wow...the 39th Annual Summer Picnic is a "wrap", but the work had just begun. Three days of cleanup, leftover disposal, errands...and a full twelve-hour day of packing.
At 8:00AM, I am on the road. It is hard to describe how good I feel as I pull out of the driveway...it is, for me, the very best day of the year. In many ways, it's the fulfillment of drams that I had as a boy...reading about great explorers in history and wishing that I could do what they did.
Traffic is light across 696 up to Port Huron, and then across the Blue Water Bridge to Canada. I'm a little bit nervous because I am carrying twelve bottles of liquor, thirty-six bottles of wine, and five cases of beer...oh...and a hundred cigars. The Canadian Customs gal could care less...all she cares about is my teardrop camper and the solar panel. I tell her that I'm heading for the Maritimes, and she says that is someplace she's always wanted to visit. I'm through free and clear.
It's an easy drive east across Ontario...light traffic and a sunny day. Around 12:30, I'm crossing back into the U.S. at Buffalo. The U.S. Customs guy wants to know what all the stickers are...they're from National Parks, I tell him. He tells me that's what he wants to do when he retires...he could care less about the alcohol and the cigars.
thirty minutes later, I'm in a suburb of Buffalo for lunch at Charlie the Butchers. When you think of food from Buffalo, you're probably thinking chicken wings, but Buffalo has another local specialty..."Beef on Weck". It's rare roast beef served on a roll that's topped with coarse salt and caraway seed...it's one of the World's great sandwiches. On previous trips to Buffalo, I've had this sandwich at a place called "Schwabl's", but this time I'm giving Charlie's a try. It is fantastic...the beef is so tender, it melts in my mouth...although a bit pricey at $5.00.
Back on the road, I'm heading further east to the town of Herkimer, where there is a nice KOA Campground. I roll into there around 6:00PM and, by 6:30, I'm set up and enjoying a cocktail. I grill a steak and some asparagus for dinner with a nice California Pinot...excellent. Off to bed in the camper at 10:00PM...a great day.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Camping Out West...Days 82, 83, 84...Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, September 6, 7, 8, 2010




Not much to talk about here. Monday's drive from Park City to Grand Island, Nebraska is uneventful...a pretty drive out of Utah, across southern Wyoming, and into Nebraska. I'm hoping to find a good steak restaurant (as Nebraska is known for great beef), but it's Labor Day, and most places are closed for the holiday. So...it's a Days Inn located next to an Applebees in Grand Island.
Tuesday morning, I'm up early and on the road. Around 11:00AM, I'm in Lincoln, Nebraska and heading to a place called Misty's for lunch. I've eaten at Misty's several times before (both locations), and I can say without hesitation that they serve the best Prime Rib that I have ever had. By 11:30, I'm digging into the medium cut, served rare, plus with a baked potato and a glass of Cab. It's every bit as wonderful as I remembered. Around 6:00PM, I'm in Davenport Iowa...a Microtel next to a TGI Friday's. A few cocktails, a light dinner (I'm still stuffed from lunch), and I'm done for the night.
Another early start on Wednesday...across Illinois, into Indiana, and then, Michigan at last. At around 4:00PM, I pull into my driveway...home at last.

Camping Out West...Day 81...Sunday, September 5, 2010...Homeward Bound



The sun is just barely peeking up from behind the mountains when I wake up. A quick (and last) trip to the Porta-Johns and a much-needed large black coffee...and I'm ready to roll out.
I'm patting myself on the back for having the foresight to leave a day early...I'm going to beat the crowds and make a quick getaway. Turning left on the Inner Ring, I head out to the left, then a right, and now I'm heading straight for the exit. That's when I notice that several thousand other people have also decided to leave a day early...I am not beating the crowds, I am in the middle of the crowd.
Still, things are well-organized (six lanes), people are courteous about merging (as expected)...and, then, I'm back on Nevada 447 heading south to Interstate 80. There are a few nasty accidents along the way...a car flipped over, a motor home split in half...it's contents strewn about the highway. When I get to Wadsworth, there's a place to dump my trash...carefully collected over the last week. I gas up and head east on 80...heading home.
It's a pretty drive across Nevada...a desert landscape and lots of mountains. When hit the Utah border, it's pretty flat...I'm driving through the Bonneville Salt Flats.
I'm figuring that Salt Lake City will have the hotel/restaurant combo that I always look for on the way home...a Days Inn (or similar) next to an Applebee's (or similar. I check in, walk over to the restaurant, have cocktails/dinner/more cocktails at the bar, head back to the hotel and sleep...all very convenient. It's dusk when hit Salt Lake City, but I'm not having any luck finding my "combo"...in fact, I'm having trouble just finding a hotel. Before I know it, I'm all the way through Salt Lake and back in the desert. It's not until get to Park City that I finally locate a Best Western...right next to a Chili's...perfect.
I check in, head for Chili's...and...a few cold (3.2) beers later, I'm feeling relaxed. After two small plates of appetizers and several more beers, I'm ready to call it a night.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Camping Out West...Day 80...Saturday, September 4, 2010...Burning Man Day #6






It's 10:00AM, and my last day at Burning Man has NOT gotten off to a good start. Having retired a little after 5:00AM, I had planned to sleep in to at least noon or 1:00. But Alison Krauss has other ideas. OK...it probably isn't Alison Krauss herself, but a group playing Bluegrass music is parked in their mutant vehicle right next to my camper. They're only there for ten minutes or so but, even when they leave, I can not get back to sleep.
So...now I'm up...staggering bleary-eyed out of the camper and off to the porta-johns. Perhaps my luck has changed because, when I get there, there's no line. But heading back to camp in my somewhat "dazed" state, I turn the wrong way and, soon, I'm lost. This particular wrong turn, however, is a fortunate one. I haven't walked more than a minute or so when one of my fellow "Burners" motions me over to her camp and tells me that I look like I need a Bloody Mary. Of course I do! Soon, I'm on my second Bloody Mary and someone has given me a plate of scrambled eggs...I'm feeling human again.
Now feeling much (MUCH) better, I resume my trip back to camp. But wait...now I'm being invited into another camp for a...champagne tasting! Wow, that's the last thing I would expect out here...although, by now, I should know better. They're not serving "El cheapo bubbly", this is the real stuff...Mumm's, Veuve, Laurent Perrier...and it all good (and cold). Four or five glasses later, life is looking up.
But...it's now almost noon, and I haven't had coffee yet. So...over to center camp for two cups before finally getting back to camp. I expected that the caffeine would wake me up, but it has had the opposite effect...I'm feeling sleepy. My plan is to lay down for an hour or so for a "power nap" but, when I wake up and look at my watch, it's after 5:00PM! I have, quite literally, slept the day away.
So...now I've got work to do. I jot down a little "departure checklist" and get to it. First, I head over to center camp for ice for cold beer. Then, back at camp, it's time to pack up...bungee down the bicycle, sort out trash, pull out clothes for tomorrow, etc. An hour or so later, I'm pretty much packed...and...the beer is cold. And, for the next two hours or so, I sit in the shade of the camper and have a few beers, read, listen to music.
Around 8:00PM, I head over to Barnaby's tent with my cooler and share the last of my beers with my fellow campers. One wise piece of advice that I pick up is to secure my vehicle and camper during tonight's "burn". Because just about all of the 55,000 people here will be watching the "burn", it provides the perfect opportunity for a few larcenous individuals to do a little breaking and entering. This is also an opportunity for me to say goodbye to my campmates. I'll have more to say on this later...but there's a sense of community at Burning Man...particularly in my camp. We've worked together, eaten together, shared a drink (or two)...and...we've shared a unique experience here. I like these people, and I will miss them when I leave here tomorrow.
After six days here, my camp is running low on food...so...it's everyone for him(her)self. I'm actually in good shape here...I've got cans of Staghouse Chili from Costco, a big piece of cheese, a whole box of Ritz crackers, several bottles of wine, and a few candy bars. And that's the dinner that I enjoy as the sun goes down over the mountains.
Around 9:30PM or so, as I am lingering over my last glass of wine, I start to notice a lot of movement as a huge procession has begun...people are heading for the playa for the "burn". After I stow my valuables out of sight and lock up the Escape and the camper, I go over the "equipment" for tonight. I'm taking my bandana, goggles, headlamp, camera, and a "fanny pack" with smokes, water...and...my Backtracker.
And...soon...I'm part of the procession...from every direction, tens of thousands of people on the move. Also, the wind has picked up and it is REALLY dusty...I can barely see ten feet, so it's good that I'm part of a herd that knows where it's going.
Now, out on the playa, I take an hour or so to just wander around through the throngs of people, artworks, mutant vehicles, etc. The atmosphere is, to say the least, festive...all around me, people are singing...dancing...hugging one another.
At last, I take up a spot directly in front of the "man"...although I'm several thousand people back.
And then, to the sound of rhythmic drumming, a procession of women (all dressed in white) marches through the crowd accompanied by much cheering. Soon, these women and others begin twirling fire-tipped batons to the sound of the drums. This continues for several minutes as they dance around the "man". It reminds me of the ceremony that the islanders performed to summon the beast in the movie King Kong...or...sort of "America's Best Cheerleaders" on mescaline. Meanwhile, the drumming is louder...and faster.
And then...silence...as the drumming abruptly stops, and a hush (really) falls upon the crowd. The quiet is eerie out here, and there's a feeling of anticipation rushing through the crowd. Then..a few scattered cheers soon joined by thousands. Fireworks have begun to shoot from the "man"...skyrockets arching up through the night sky...and many sparkling pinwheels exploding on the "man" himself.
All at once, a huge roar erupts from the crowd as the fireworks end...down at the bottom of one corner of the "man", there's a small flame. And, as the flames spread through the base structure, the crowd is going crazy. Soon, the flames work their way up the "man" and, in the chill of the desert night, you can feel the heat of the "burn".
Now, the entire "man" is engulfed in flame...lighting up the whole area...the heat is intense...and the roar from the crowd is deafening. The "man" starts to lean as the flames increase. Then, without warning, the whole structure collapses in a pile of flaming timbers, glowing ashes and sparks...anther huge roar from the crowd.
And so...that is the "burn". For awhile, nobody moves except to hug the people next to them. Then, slowly at first, parts of the crowd turn and head out from the playa. I'm in one of those "parts"...the wind and dust are now so heavy that I can hardly see my own feet...I'm just hunkered down, following the crowd. Soon, I can tell that I'm back in center camp and, from there, I find my way back to camp.
Tucked down behind my camper, I'm figuring out my next move. This being my last night at Burning Man, I had planned to spend at least a few hours out exploring before bed. But the wind and dust are really heavy now...when I stand up from behind the camper, I get a heavy blast in my face...and...that's it for me.
Inside the camper, I'm out like a light.

Friday, October 15, 2010

Camping Out West....Day 79...Friday, September 3, 2010...Burning Man Day #5






It's windy this morning...and...this being the desert, windy also means dusty. Out here, there is no escaping the dust. From the time you arrive and, as a "first-timer", roll around in it until the day you leave, the dust is always with you. It's in my camper, my vehicle, my clothes, my hair...everywhere.
I've got goggles to protect my eyes, but I really should have brought something to cover my nose and mouth (lots of people are wearing those paper "painter's masks). Fortunately, the nice couple camping next to me (Jason and his wife) are kind enough to give me a bandana to wear. So, now sufficiently protected, it's off to the "Porta-Johns".
The Porta-Johns here are quite a story. They have banks of twenty or so of them between streets B and C (Baghdad and Cairo) and H and I (Hanoi and Istanbul) at each of the clock positions (3:00, 3:30, 4:00, 4:30, etc.). So...for 55,000 or so people, you've got around 600 toilets. During the day, they get emptied and cleaned about very four hours. Four pump trucks and a bunch of guys pull up and empty, hose out and sanitize...it all takes about fifteen minutes, and then you're "good to go"...so to speak. I read somewhere that the cost for this service is several MILLIONS of dollars (the figure of $8,000,000.00 sticks in my mind). The cleaning is less frequent at night...and...if you're unfortunate enough to arrive in the very early morning, the conditions can be pretty bad. How bad? Well, let's just say that I have seen people come out reduced to tears.
Today, however, is my "lucky day"...they're just finishing up the morning cleaning as I arrive. Standing in line, I can't help but marvel at how "orderly" things are here. you'd think that, with a group of 55,000 people, the potential for "chaos" would very high. But...it's just the opposite. Lines form naturally and easily...people are polite and orderly...it all just "works". Everybody seems to share a deep sense of "community" here...and with that comes an equally deep sense of shared responsibility...it's really remarkable.
My morning "business" completed, I take a short walk over to the cafe at Center Camp.
The cafe sells coffee drinks, tea, and an electrolyte replacement drink...these, along with ice, are the only things that you can "buy" here at Burning Man.
So...now I'm sitting on a bench in the cafe enjoying my morning coffee...a few feet away, there's a gal on stage playing a guitar and singing folk tunes...very relaxing. Plus, I'm sheltered a bit from the wind, so it's slightly less dusty. A couple sits next to me, and it takes a few seconds to identify the language of their conversation...Italian. I say "Good Morning", and they switch over to English. Then there's another couple from Australia...a guy from New York...and two gals from Wisconsin. And we're having this discussion, the main point of which is...at what other event could you experience this kind of diversity? 55,000 people representing all 50 states and over 40 countries, camping together, for a whole week. And, thinking about it now, as I did back then, the only answer that I can come up with is the Olympic Games. And, for that experience alone, this trip to Burning Man has been worth it...for me.
Two more cups of coffee (really good coffee) and now sufficiently "caffeinated", I head back to camp...into the wind and through the dust. Standing or sitting outside in this dust is not an option...shelter is a must. So...I crawl into the camper and for the next couple of hours, I listen to music and read. I would like to be out exploring, but it's no fun as long as the wind continues. I finish the last of an excellent biography of Woodrow Wilson by John Milton Cooper...great read! Then I start yet another Nevada Barr "National Park mystery"...my fifth on this trip.
Around 1:00 or so, there's a break in the weather as the wind dies down for awhile. I wander over to our camp shelter where Stacey is putting together another interesting meal. There's a bunch of ham and bacon...I donate a can of tomatoes...some rice and...voila...we've got "Spanish rice". Two bowls of that, and I'm feeling pretty good and ready for some more exploring.

I have, subsequent to Burning man, procured the recipe for this dish...as follows...

Spanish Rice

* 6 to 10 bacon strips, diced
* 1 medium onion, chopped
* 1 medium clove garlic
* 1 medium green pepper, chopped
* 2 jalapeno peppers, seeded and chopped* OR small can diced green chiles
* 1 cup uncooked long grain rice
* 1 1/4 cups water
* 16 oz can tomatoes, chopped
* 1 teaspoon chili powder* OR 1/2 tsp cayenne pepper + 1/4 tsp ground oregano + 1/4 tsp salt
* 1/2 teaspoon salt

Directions

In a large skillet, cook bacon just enough to get some fat melted in the pan. Add onion, garlic, and raw peppers and saute until fatty part of bacon is translucent but not crisp. Add rice; stir until golden brown, about 5 minutes. Bacon should be crispy not burned. Stir in the remaining ingredients. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat to low; cover and DON'T LIFT THE LID for 25 minutes.

Taste the rice-- I swear every bag of rice I buy cooks at a different rate-- it should be uniformly firm without any "kernel" in the middle.

If it is still a little too firm, put the lid back on and return to heat for two minutes before testing it again.

If the rice is very soft after 25 minutes, transfer it to a bowl to cool it down quickly and stop it from continuing to cook.

Now, after lunch, the wind has died down enough go back outside. As with every other day here, I walk far and wide all over Black Rock City. Along the way, I enjoy some freshly-made cheese popcorn...a cold beer...a Margarita and...best of all...a group of particularly ingenious souls are handing out ice cream bars...here...in the middle of the desert...amazing.
Back now at camp, it's late afternoon...time for a nap. It's plenty hot outside, but my "Little Guy" has a great little vent roof...with that going, it's pretty comfortable inside. I'm sound asleep in minutes.
When I awake, the sun is just barely above the mountains...just enough time to put dinner together before it gets dark. Rummaging around the cooler, I find my last prime steak from Costco...I've also got a few potatoes and an onion left. So...I open up a cold beer and get to work. Potatoes get peeled and sliced...onion peeled and chopped...that goes into a pan with a slice of bacon, and then on the Coleman stove. Charcoal and newspaper go in the chimney...another beer(!). Thirty minutes later, I'm having a great dinner with a nice bottle of Cab...here...in the middle of nowhere.
After dinner, I clean up my cooking stuff and lay back for a smoke. It's still windy with plenty of dust flying around, but there's another spectacular sunset down...over the mountains.
Then...it's time to explore the night once again. I want to see as much as I can tonight because I have decide to head for home on Sunday instead of Monday. Tomorrow night is the big event (the actual "burning" of the man), so I'll be around for that. There is something called the "temple burn" Sunday night, and I'd like to see that, but (like all my other trips) there comes a point when it's just time to start home. And, by leaving a day early, I'm hoping that I can avoid the massive traffic jam that I experienced on the way in.
Despite the wind and dust, there are plenty of people out and about tonight...thousands of people. I wander in, around and through Center Camp and, around the perimeter...out toward the "man"...there are more "mutant vehicles"...driving around...a few shooting flames or "belching" huge rings of smoke.
Further out on the playa, I see that there are even more giant works of art than the day before...huge metal statues, geodesic domes...all the more impressive at night.
After a few hours of pretty much aimless wandering, I turn back into the outer camp and start crisscrossing the avenues and streets. There is a LOT going on...there's the "New Wave Zombie Prom", playing 80's hits and lots of folks dressed as zombies. The first annual "Nuclear Powered Vodka Vodka Party" is pouring cold shots of premium vodka (it would not be polite to refuse!). The "Veg Camp" is showing a documentary exposing unhealthy practices in the egg industry...I skip most of that in contemplation of breakfast. At "Stupid Ticks for Drinks", I show off my Backtacker GPS...not exactly a "rick", but I get a free drink anyway. And there are quite a few places playing "techno", among them "Camp Beaverton for Wayward Girls", Rhythm Wave" and "Camp Fuzz Control".
By now, I figure that it's probably one or two in the morning...but...when I look at my watch, it's 4:00AM! Time to head back to camp and sleep. On this particular night, my Backtracker proves to be an invaluable resource...without it, I don't know that I would have made it back to camp. Even with it, the trip back takes almost an hour...through the dark, the wind and the dust. Back in the "Little Guy", I unde the down comforter...and I'm fast asleep within a minute.